*Sigh*

Alan Duncan does love his ridiculous costumes.

Amazingly, this is Denis Healy and not Bob Monkhouse.

Ed Balls and a Thunderbird do some swinging.

What?

Doing the Gay Gordon.

It's like a horrible re-run of the Two Ronnies

Tony Blair eats a delicious, invisible pie.

Ed Balls. Again.

Ted Heath on a Skateboard

A complex metaphor for the state of the country. Or something.

Gordon Brown is just horribly unfortunate.

Scarily, the econony might be in better shape if the Chancellor was on the left.

Gordon runs from the angry voters.

True love.

God knows.

I know it's unfair to mock the afflicted, but...

David Miliband. The gift that keeps on giving.

The only photo I've posted which has actually, honest-to-god destroyed a political career.

Ken Livingstone appears to be turning into Boris.

Not actually that different to every other photo of him, tbh.

Gordon Brown is wheeled into position

Who knows?

Two Milibands for the price of one.

How the hell did this happen?

Ken Livingstone being bummed by Ed Balls

What the hell is is with John Prescott and diving suits?

A young John Prescott does something absolutely inconprehensible outside 10 Downing St

Never a frown with Gordon Brown

It looks like "Bum". That's good enough for me.

Ed's Balls

Vintage silliness; Enoch Powell on a Pogo Stick

David Miliband in a sandpit. He's the one on the right.

Who the hell thought this was a good photo opportunity?

Oliver Letwin impeditus sui. Quis stultus!

Words fail me.

If only they all made it this easy.

Clearly not the Westminster village, then.

The Miliband brothers looking a bit mongy. Particularly Ed.

One to get started...

Author's note: This will be the only Lembit Opik photo. If I put any more up the entire blog would be full of the bloody things.